Someone let me call them and just talk for awhile. Someone random. Just let me vent. Drop your number.
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My heart is broken cuz I thought one of my followers messaged me but its spam ):
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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Source: iwilleatyourenglish
Source: vlogbloopers
I ain’t tryna win your heart. And you can’t pay to win my love.
Weird I would see this now.
My moms on the way to the east coast if any of you see her say fuck you to her for me since she doesn’t answer my calls
Lol my mom just left us. She just left everything.
The amount of shit that happened last night and starting to soberly remember it. Lollllll.
If you remember me, then I don’t care if everybody else forgets.
I love kites so much.
I ain’t censoring shit. This bitch ain’t family friendly.
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(Like A Boss)Girl.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Oh, and my name is Randi. No, it's not short for anything. I have a lot of nicknames, but Randi is the real deal.
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