(Like A Boss) Girl. I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. Oh, and my name is Randi. No, it’s not short for anything. I have a lot of nicknames, but Randi is the real deal. happy ending(s) Tumblr (3.0; @onceeyougoblack)http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/<p>Someone let me call them and just talk for awhile. Someone random. Just let me vent. Drop your number.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51270702526http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51270702526Fri, 24 May 2013 21:21:42 -0500<p>My heart is broken cuz I thought one of my followers messaged me but its spam ):</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51231452591http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51231452591Fri, 24 May 2013 11:19:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1fouXPqr1r4ueyro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://screams.tumblr.com/post/51227070321/i-follow-back-1oo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">screams</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%</p></blockquote>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51231388467http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51231388467Fri, 24 May 2013 11:18:28 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwilleatyourenglish.tumblr.com/post/50969548649/iwilleatyourenglish-once-my-baby-was-being" target="_blank">iwilleatyourenglish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwilleatyourenglish.tumblr.com/post/50969311484/once-my-baby-was-being-really-annoying-so-i-put-it" target="_blank">iwilleatyourenglish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police</p> </blockquote>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51176735374http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51176735374Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:04 -0500<p><a href="http://vlogbloopers.tumblr.com/post/51167607348/moisture-eyes-moisturize-moisture-lies" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vlogbloopers</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>moisture eyes moisturize moisture lies</p></blockquote>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51174480204http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51174480204Thu, 23 May 2013 16:33:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/361e939a52a2442e94a96b24be6d3469/tumblr_mn4afgZ0tL1rv7iejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51173346552http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51173346552Thu, 23 May 2013 16:18:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa8693eab03c3bb693797487e8cda35c/tumblr_mn9d20CiPC1qc851ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I ain’t tryna win your heart. And you can’t pay to win my love.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51152622067http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51152622067Thu, 23 May 2013 10:44:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa58fc884cd0cf2bb793575fdb34a992/tumblr_mn85fuHrG71qc851ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Weird I would see this now.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51107644531http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51107644531Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebc5c5f02e0c0b2baa055817ab82db9b/tumblr_mn47tanXv61r7fla9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51082545146http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51082545146Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:12 -0500<p>My moms on the way to the east coast if any of you see her say fuck you to her for me since she doesn&#8217;t answer my calls</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51082409714http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51082409714Wed, 22 May 2013 13:12:47 -0500<p>Lol my mom just left us. She just left everything.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51082236662http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51082236662Wed, 22 May 2013 13:09:45 -0500<p>The amount of shit that happened last night and starting to soberly remember it. Lollllll.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51077271414http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51077271414Wed, 22 May 2013 11:40:26 -0500“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everybody else forgets.”<br/><br/> - <em><span>Haruki Murakami, </span><em>Kafka on Shore</em> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4mbivalent.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">4mbivalent</a>)</em>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51013780617http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51013780617Tue, 21 May 2013 15:59:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3024bf4836efa3541235753f93cc9fed/tumblr_mn61u4IyzG1qc851ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love kites so much.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51013015119http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/51013015119Tue, 21 May 2013 15:49:15 -0500<p>I ain&#8217;t censoring shit. This bitch ain&#8217;t family friendly.</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50954743716http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50954743716Mon, 20 May 2013 20:41:53 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ac6d6e1f2a2cd0c1fb58fa679be3351/tumblr_mn3wtvtu4H1s5i7h6o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50952806993http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50952806993Mon, 20 May 2013 20:18:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cb7649e3fadf35bd5cdec2b419f935a/tumblr_mn4e8n9LNt1qc851ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#camaro#love#sexy#car#lesbian#me#holla#getatme</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50943701776http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50943701776Mon, 20 May 2013 18:21:59 -0500mehollalovecarcamarosexylesbiangetatme<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/841d394aa29bf69585fe892ab5568793/tumblr_mn4e6y2hkf1qc851ho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fwm. #car#corvette#convertable#sexy#lesbian#me</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50943624624http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50943624624Mon, 20 May 2013 18:20:58 -0500mecorvettecarconvertablesexylesbian<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/onceeyougoblack/50938247080/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50938247080" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Get at me</p>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50938247080http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50938247080Mon, 20 May 2013 17:11:14 -0500dunkbasketballtall<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c37dd9304232c7a8af845e9fb90b909/tumblr_mlrwqd01Ui1rcl9fxo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://re4lityisaprison.tumblr.com/post/50881638830/i-can-literally-remember-reading-this-line-in-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">re4lityisaprison</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I can literally remember reading this line in the book and how it made me feel. Chills again seeing it now. </p></blockquote>http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50901273205http://onceeyougoblack.tumblr.com/post/50901273205Mon, 20 May 2013 06:46:08 -0500